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August312014

Anonymous said: I want a zapdramatic game where you help Ted fulfill his dreams of becoming a stand up comedian. He just seems like he would be really good at it.

dragondicks:

neokobypizza:

fyeahretsupurae:

Ted would be the kind of standup comic who just spouts whatever conspiracy theory is on his mind and then berates the audience for not laughing.

Ted still has the bomb strapped to him and pretty much uses it as his applause sign.

at the end he forces the audience to awkwardly join him in singing amazing grace

6PM

(Source: sorryghosts, via nghitown)

3PM

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

(via japhers)

12AM

krunkidile:

CARTOON HORSE PROGRAM!!

August302014

lego-minifigures:

The Homer by MTTBSSTT

You can got for this project on LEGO Ideas, which I highly recommend you do. I like this design of The Homer (The Simpsons, Season 2, Episode 15 ‘Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?’) even better than BMW_Indy’s version, mainly due to color and scale, but his one also has its advantages (headlights, “legal” spoiler).

Submitted by Matt Bassett

2PM

mosstep:

Moo~

(via samuraioctopus)

11AM

Said the Oracle to the Witch…

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

(via a-spoon-is-born)

12AM
transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

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these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

(via a-goat-in-sheeps-clothing)

12AM

crispystar:

Imagine dipper going up to wendy and saying “talk dirty to me” and then playin it on his tuba - imaginegravityfalls

I literally stopped everything I was doing at the moment to make this.

Nice try, Dipper, nice try.

(via buizelmaniac)

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